Lead Electric Triangle

My inbox knows how to rock.

For a while there I was getting inundated with a full-on torrent of those crazy un-training spams, marked not only by their oddball content (“Hey, check it! More James Joyce quotes!”) but also by those random non sequitur subject lines (“Octopi Either? Didn’t we see them at the Bowery Ballroom last year?”). The longer it went on the more it read like Monty Python’s “Rock Notes” sketch. So I started saving the choicest gems, in the hope of one day pointing some aspiring indie band towards a spam-fueled new moniker.

I give you the winners, in no particular order:

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